Here at Stereo Headphones, we sometimes get tired of ye olden journalism. Day in and day out, reviewing headphones with the utmost in journalistic pride and un-biased appraisal: It’s a job somedays, and we won’t lie to you about that. On that note, we’ve decided to alleviate some of the tension with a new monthly feature, one we have a feeling a lot of people (at least our male readership, anyway) might enjoy. So it is with the utmost pride that we introduce the seminal Headphone Hotties column. Below, you’ll find this month’s winners, as well as a bit of snark from yours truly.
We've Heard of On-Ears, But . . .
We feel like there’s a ready made “cans” joke built-in here, but we’re not quite sure what it is. Either way, though she may not be getting much musically out of these headphones, this girl is certainly putting a new spin on “surround sound.”
Spin It Good
If this is what the headphone testing department at Monster looks like, you can sign us up any day of the week. Sound quality? What sound quality?
Does She Take Requests?
We always knew a girl who likes headphones must have exquisite taste in music, but now we’re wondering if she also might be good with her hands. . . .
Ke$ha? Is That You, Ke$ha?
If you’ve ever wondered what asking a house deejay to play “Free Bird” looks like, you just found out. Either way, there’s nothing hotter than a girl who’s good on her decks!
All of The Lights
We haven’t got a clue what she’s listening to, but if that face is any indication, it’s damn good! Must not be the latest Maroon 5 album, then.
What Bad Music Can Do To You
And lastly, though we all have a passion for music, it’s important to keep your priorities straight out there. No matter how good that latest Drake mix is in your Beats, remember to look around once and a while!
Unlike that deejay up there, we do take requests. Have something you’d like to see in next months column? Hit us up in the comments box below, and let us know! Better yet, are you a Headphone Hottie yourself? Submit a photo like the ones above, ladies, and if you’re selected, you could either win a killer set of headphones, or even cold hard cash. Hit us up below, or look us up on the contact page for more information.
